The Twerkers are celebrating the UK third quarter economic performance figures. Uh... might these modestly positive figures be due to the fact that the UK is still in the EU?* Not to worry; reason is not a Twerker forte.
Meanwhile, the Twerkers have told Nissan that, whatever happens, their exports to the EU ( 70% ) will not be affected by Project BullShit. Nissan was lured to England because the UK was in the tariff free EU. They now, with a few other Internationals, have a case for suing the UK for breach of contract. Nissan, being a polite Japanese company, has simply asked for and been promised compensation. When, WTO tariffs, ( 10% for cars ), are imposed, it won't take too many other "special cases " to bankrupt the UK in a single weekend. Ah dear. The Twerkers are so dumb that, as was rather unkindly said of US President Ford, they can't chew gum and walk in a straight line at the same time.
* Yes of course, this was helped by a devalued pound. However, the benefit of weak currency is very short term; expensive imports ( as we are already seeing ) will soon kick you in the pants as inflation rockets up. Happy Days!
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