Monday, January 16, 2017

Stopping or Reversing Brexit. The Moderates, a New Party.


Anyone criticising Brexit is howled at by the Clowns and Cretins as defying the democratic will of the people.Heaven Forbid! However, as we are of course all democrats, here is a way of smashing Brexit in a properly democratic way that will make the Clowns and Cretins choke with impotent rage. Lovely.

As far as the Brexiters are concerned, the 16 million who voted remain are losers who can glibly be ignored if they don't knuckle under. " It's a done deal, it's all over. Let's all get on with Project Rubbish. There is no other option now! " Yell the Brexiters. Well, sorry but no. The Clowns and Cretins are big time wrong. The intransigent Remainers and those who will join them as living standards crash can be organised into a potent political force. Since in Parliament, only the SNP feels able to formally oppose Brexit, it is time for a new centrist party that would campaign in by-elections and the next general election for a reformed EU. We stay inside or return back inside and clean it up. Outside of Scotland, there are hundreds of constituencies to be targeted where good majorities voted in the referendum to remain. The new centrist party would return democratically a solid pro EU block of MPs to democratically give the Brexiters the boot.

How about calling this new centrist party the Moderates? It abreviates pleasingly to the Mods. With a bit of dosh, we don our parkhas and leap on our Vespas and do it. It won't be quite so easy but us Remainers/Mods should take heart from the words of de Gaulle in another dark time: " We have lost a battle but we have not lost the war".

Tomorrow, 17th of January 2017, Theresa May will tell the world a little about her Brexit plans. She will also tell the British that thanks to her good friend Donald the future for a Trumpish and totally deregulated Britain is rosy. Sure, and pigs will fly.

Friday, November 4, 2016

Brexit and the Royal Prerogative Ploy. No Go.


The Twerkers are hopping mad. Brilliant! Britain didn't have a Civil War for the aspiring despotism of May and her Cretins to bypass Parliament with some legal cadaver called the Royal Prerogative. Sounds like its come out of the crypt of " Divine Rights " Charles the First. A little while back, Oliver Cromwell sorted him and got it right; Parliament is Sovereign. If you want to trash treaties and thereby take people's rights away, like for instance their existing right in law to work on the continent, then Parliament has to give it's consent.

Lets hope there are enough MPs to say to the " Lets Shoot Ourselves in the Foot " millions : thanks for your recommendation to wreck the shop but the answer is no. F.O!

Friday, October 28, 2016

Brexit Twerkers celebrate Own Goal. Nissan " Special Case ".


The Twerkers are celebrating the UK third quarter economic performance figures. Uh... might these modestly positive figures be due to the fact that the UK is still in the EU?* Not to worry; reason is not a Twerker forte.

Meanwhile, the Twerkers have told Nissan that, whatever happens, their exports to the EU ( 70% ) will not be affected by Project BullShit. Nissan was lured to England because the UK was in the tariff free EU. They now, with a few other Internationals, have a case for suing the UK for breach of contract. Nissan, being a polite Japanese company, has simply asked for and been promised compensation. When, WTO tariffs, ( 10% for cars ), are imposed, it won't take too many other "special cases " to bankrupt the UK in a single weekend. Ah dear. The Twerkers are so dumb that, as was rather unkindly said of US President Ford, they can't chew gum and walk in a straight line at the same time.

* Yes of course, this was helped by a devalued pound. However, the benefit of weak currency is very short term; expensive imports ( as we are already seeing ) will soon kick you in the pants as inflation rockets up. Happy Days!

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Brexit: The First Bill and Scotland


Feel you are on a ship with nutters drilling holes in the hull beneath the waterline? I do.

Curtsy of the Brexiters, the first of what will be an avalanche of bills has arrived. The one dollar and one euro pound.Great for Burberrys of Knightsbridge, not so good, to put it mildly, for your daily shop.

Meanwhile, the SNP has laid out its plan. Given that May will not protect Scotland's position within the Single Market, the SNP will, in its own time, when everyone will have seen the dog's arse produced, call another referendum. The Scots will do this with or without the permission of the English. They will this time secede. Scotland will then also, whether the English, the Spaniards or the Belgians like it or not, be a member in its own right of the EU.

Scotland with its good banking and industrial assets will become, with Ireland one of the two English speaking EU portals. Poor England, for its part, will drift off to the disaster that the Clowns and Cretins have plucked from a fairly clear blue sky. A future blistered by xenophobia and crashing living standards.Hey England: Good luck with the WTO!

Monday, July 25, 2016

Sultan Erdogan


With 100,000 teachers, academics, civil servants, judges, political opponents, soldiers, sailors, airmen and whig makers under arrest, Sultan Erdogan may well think he has finally buried the secularism of Ataturk. I'm not so sure. As I have predicted before, I think he may well be very lucky, quite soon, to get a one way ticket to Riyadh.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Another Triumph of Islamic Justice; Rape Victim Sentenced in Qatar.


A 22 year old Dutch woman who made the mistake of reporting her rape to the authorities in Qatar, is to be deported after being fined $1,000 dollars and being given a 12 month suspended prison sentence.

In a sense, she was lucky. Throughout the Islamic world, women rape victims languish in jail to be flogged and sometimes executed. A majority of women in Pakistan's jails are there because they were raped. How is that possible? Simple. Under Sharia Law's perverted reasoning, being raped means having had sex outside marriage and therefore constitutes adultery. Totally wicked, totally Islamic.

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Brexit and Breakup of the UK.


Since last July, the Scots polls have shown a steady 50% in favour of staying in the EU. Over the same period, there have been equally steady percentages for out and don't know of about 25 and 15 respectively. The latest polls are 55 in, 27 out and 18 don't know. It seems clear that Scotland will vote to remain. ( For Northern Ireland and Wales we are now getting stay in polls of 75 and 55 percent respectively )

After jiggering around a bit, with two weeks to go, the English vote is firming up towards a 55% out and and 45% in outcome. This English vote will be enough to take the whole of the UK out. So far, so good. The problem is that Scotland will not accept the result and allow itself to be dragged out of the Union by the English. The SNP will simply call another referendum and, I bet my bottom dollar, this time they will win. So, very soon it will be Ciao UK and Good Luck England!