Brexit Twerkers celebrate Own Goal. Nissan " Special Case ".

The Twerkers are celebrating the UK third quarter economic performance figures. Uh... might these modestly positive figures be due to the fact that the UK is still in the EU?* Not to worry; reason is not a Twerker forte.

Meanwhile, the Twerkers have told Nissan that, whatever happens, their exports to the EU ( 70% ) will not be affected by Project BullShit. Nissan was lured to England because the UK was in the tariff free EU. They now, with a few other Internationals, have a case for suing the UK for breach of contract. Nissan, being a polite Japanese company, has simply asked for and been promised compensation. When, WTO tariffs, ( 10% for cars ), are imposed, it won't take too many other "special cases " to bankrupt the UK in a single weekend. Ah dear. The Twerkers are so dumb that, as was rather unkindly said of US President Ford, they can't chew gum and walk in a straight line at the same time.

* Yes of course, this was helped by a devalued pound. However, the benefit of weak currency is very short term; expensive imports ( as we are already seeing ) will soon kick you in the pants as inflation rockets up. Happy Days!

Brexit: The First Bill and Scotland

Feel you are on a ship with nutters drilling holes in the hull beneath the waterline? I do.

Curtsy of the Brexiters, the first of what will be an avalanche of bills has arrived. The one dollar and one euro pound.Great for Burberrys of Knightsbridge, not so good, to put it mildly, for your daily shop.

Meanwhile, the SNP has laid out its plan. Given that May will not protect Scotland's position within the Single Market, the SNP will, in its own time, when everyone will have seen the dog's arse produced, call another referendum. The Scots will do this with or without the permission of the English. They will this time secede. Scotland will then also, whether the English, the Spaniards or the Belgians like it or not, be a member in its own right of the EU.

Scotland with its good banking and industrial assets will become, with Ireland one of the two English speaking EU portals. Poor England, for its part, will drift off to the disaster that the Clowns and Cretins have plucked from a fairly clear blue sky. A future blistered by xenophobia and crashing living standards.Hey England: Good luck with the WTO!