Friday, December 21, 2007

Vanishing Penises, Atomic Bombs, Suicidal Westerners and the Canadian Star Chamber.

In 2003, the London Arabic Paper Al-Quds Al
Arabi reported that an epidemic of penis loses
had occured in Khartoum after locals had contact
with foreigners. Said one: " The foreigner came
into my shop and shook my hand powerfully. I felt
my penis melt away." Another: " A foreigner asked
me to comb his hair. I did this. After a moment
I felt a strange sensation and found that I had
lost my penis." Khartoum was in uproar and xenophobia
at fever pitch. Hospitals overun by hysterical swarms
of the bereft. The minister of health set up an enquiry
and concluded it was all down to wicked foreign sorcery.
This same nutty society, nation, which, in its efforts to impose
the delights of sharia law, has butchered 2 million non-Muslims
in Southern Sudan, is high up on Iran's buddy list when
it comes to sharing out their atomic weapons.
Should we be worried? I think so as does Mark Steyn
who in his book America Alone points out that
no one much apart from beleaguered Bush gives a toss.

Mark Steyn has wittily analysed the dangers
presented by petro-dollar funded Islamic supremacism.
For his pains, he is now being prosecuted in Canada by a modern
version of the Star Chamber. Why? Because four Muslims
law students find his blunt verities islamophobic.
Which goes to make Steyn's point. Not only is most
of the West unwilling to stand up to islamofascism
but it will do all it can to appease it, undermine
freedom of expression and stab itself in the back.
Bravo Canada. Thats it; I'm not buying any more
Canadian moose cutlets. Oh, read America Alone before
it gets banned here too; its disturbing but also
very funny. Have a Cool Yule.

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